wartortles:

sir please leave the caption writing for people who are actually funny

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fuckyeahcracker:

equality is

i have $0 and you have $1,000,000

someone gives us both $5.

that’s equality. 

i want justice.

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krvsty:

yeah girlfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains

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lonelywhiteasian:

100% of people who don’t have sex with me will die eventually

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Harry arriving at the Troubadour for the Rod Stewart concert (25th April 2013)

Harry arriving at the Troubadour for the Rod Stewart concert (25th April 2013)

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