cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "i’m telling mom"

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meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

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awwww-cute:

After a long exciting hike, Rocky was just too tired to go on. No problem

awwww-cute:

After a long exciting hike, Rocky was just too tired to go on. No problem

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silverrumrunner:

onlinewifey:

A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care

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presidentgay:

i only argue when i know i’m right which is why i’m always arguing

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ohnewsroom:

Photographer 1: “Well, it’s not a Pultizer-winning piece.”
Photographer 2: “You never know. It might be a slow year.”

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